The Greedy Bitch Bank prides itself on our unique SERVICES

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We pride ourselves on our special blend of services. You will be hard-pressed to find any other bank or financial domination institute offering such a wide array of methods by which to fleece you of your hard- earned money. You can now relax knowing you at last are in good greedy hands

Portfolio of Bank Services (how we get your money)

Phone Consultation – Ms. London, CEO and Head Bitch – one on one.
Drive-through Deposits – fun and quick deposits with a click of your mouse
Pay Per View – a constant flow of ppv emails personalized to your responses
Assisting you in the disbursement of your assets
Teaching Productive Masturbation
Unlicensed Financial Therapy
Depositor Cash extraction/Enslavement opportunities
Hypnosis sessions to eliminate analytical reasoning
Negotiating Contracts and Agreements
Conferencing your Future Demise
Stiffing you through the Greedy Bitch Bank Stiff Exchange
MP3s to capture your mind – available in the Goodies Section
Blogs to show coded photos to encourage certain desires
Determining eligibility for your Candidacy for Financial Abuse
Unrivaled Seductive Teasing with Brainwashing
Helping you see the many ways you can feel useful and valued
Subjective Profiling – the Loser/Wanker/Sucker/ATM/Money slave
Deposit Boxes held for your private confessions
A printed Certificate acknowledging you as a Certifiable Loser
VIP Lounge – for our dedicated depositors – updates, comings and goings at the Bank and get to know the CE0., Ms Londoncalling aka the nicest Greedy Bitch around

Now go to our Deposits page